The hermit traveled far and wide to find and
marry a bride. Only to find that she was married to Zalverin. A
nasty,unruly,unkept beast who only cares about cookies. He loved
cookies baked by the dozens only to satisfy his endless chocolate
cravings because nothing beats a cookie dripping hot sauce of sexiness.
The new bride was forced to slave wearing only mini skirts and purple
stiletto heels.

The hermit had enough of this, so he decided a
bakeoff contest. The best cookie would win the cookie factory and the
brides heart. To judge the contest, judges weren't aware that Zalverin
fudged hermits recipe was his true forte for being evil. Ebil recipies
gathered Judges taste each to make sure that the dishes were fit for
a bunny eared troll taste tester.

Unfortunately the hermit had no idea how to get something that would deter nasty Zalverin.

The hermit traveled far and wide to find and
marry a bride. Only to find that she was married to Zalverin. A
nasty,unruly,unkept beast who only cares about cookies. He loved
cookies baked by the dozens only to satisfy his endless chocolate
cravings because nothing beats a cookie dripping hot sauce of sexiness.
The new bride was forced to slave wearing only mini skirts and purple
stiletto heels.

The hermit had enough of this, so he decided a
bakeoff contest. The best cookie would win the cookie factory and the
brides heart. To judge the contest, judges weren't aware that Zalverin
fudged hermits recipe was his true forte for being evil. Ebil recipies
gathered Judges taste each to make sure that the dishes were fit for
a bunny eared troll taste tester.

Unfortunately the hermit had no idea how to get something that would deter nasty Zalverin.
So he brilliantly

The hermit traveled far and wide to find and
marry a bride. Only to find that she was married to Zalverin. A
nasty,unruly,unkept beast who only cares about cookies. He loved
cookies baked by the dozens only to satisfy his endless chocolate
cravings because nothing beats a cookie dripping hot sauce of sexiness.
The new bride was forced to slave wearing only mini skirts and purple
stiletto heels.

The hermit had enough of this, so he decided a
bakeoff contest. The best cookie would win the cookie factory and the
brides heart. To judge the contest, judges weren't aware that Zalverin
fudged hermits recipe was his true forte for being evil. Ebil recipies
gathered Judges taste each to make sure that the dishes were fit for
a bunny eared troll taste tester.

Unfortunately the hermit had no idea how to get something that would deter nasty Zalverin.
So he brilliantly sent the nasty